Where’s your favourite place to hang out with friends?
any place with lots of drinks sexy people and a big chance of me getting some ass
Do you remember the first conversation you had with the person you like?
i dont really like people anymore, i just like having sex with them, and it the first convo was me asking what fucking bread they wanted, fucking itallian fucking wheat, fucking what
Do you make an effort to talk to all of your Facebook friends, or are there certain people that you talk to the most?
i dont talk to any then i get deleted for it.
When was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i dont eat bugs.
Are you a secretive person?
i dont let people know simple shit about me but i let them know deep shit, like if someone asks what my hobbies are ill be like fuckoff who cares, but if theyre like, how many people have you slept with ill fucking break out in song.
What does the last email you received concern?
my mum sending me photos of her in paris when i couldnt give one shit.
How many people have you kissed in the last twelve months?
i couldnt count fuck, um like 20 or something?
Do you think it’s okay to like someone else if you’re in a relationship?
in a perfect world there would be love so strong no person could come between iiiiiiiiiit.
How long have you liked the person you currently like?
3 months or something.
Has a close friend ever hurt you?
when the world turns it back on you…you turn your back on the woooooorld
Have you ever developed feelings for someone you were friends with?
i cant feel, you can thank my lexapro for that
What’s the weirdest conversation you can remember having with someone you love/like?
too many
How long are you prepared to wait to be with someone you want before you give up on them?
i give it the 10 second rule
Describe, in no less than three sentences, your current relationship status or situation.
boy dates girl, boy and girl dont fuck, girl gets sexually frustrated and goes around sleeping with any hot guy she sees without any kind of emotional attatchment whatsoever then goes home to boy for love and support.
What would you say is the stupidest thing you’ve EVER done?
everything i do is dumb and i love it.
emily: whenever I go on your tumblr it’s just like.. a philosophical journey through life.
how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
my back hurts and i feel sick.
